the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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