i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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