Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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