You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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