did you get engaged???
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I love you. Go after that dick
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Randomize
