Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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