do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
