Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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