i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
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Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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