Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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