john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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