love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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