I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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