i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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