Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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