i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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