I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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