just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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