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yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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