Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
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