And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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