My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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