She's JV to your varsity
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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