How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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