he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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