Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Randomize
