I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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