Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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