In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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