awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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