my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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