i already hear my dad disowning me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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