My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
