im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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