he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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