i would punch a child for taco bell
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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