New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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