when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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