Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
love makes seman taste better
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Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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