Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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