just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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