got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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