walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Someone shattered a urinal.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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