You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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