Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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