An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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