I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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