I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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