sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize
