I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
he high fived his dick after we had sex
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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