He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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