is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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