You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
This is the high leading the old right now
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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