I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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