Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
