Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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