things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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