Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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