I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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