I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
The power of my boobs compel you
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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