but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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