i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He felt like a one man threesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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