we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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