If i come over, it means nothing
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Welp...herpes.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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